Piyopiyo is a thief.

This is a Christmas present to readers of Prettymilky, because I've been terribly busy.

Take a look at these two pictures:





Take a second look at the first picture, the one on the top left hand corner.
PY put up Sam Chua's picture on her Friendster.
What's PY, anyway? That reminds me of Piyopiyo.
Let's call her Piyopiyo.


So, with that one (of the many) picture she put up, she has won the heart(s) of the owner(s) of LeSbiAn RuLeZ.

Are you crazy, Piyopiyo?! Why would you wanna steal someone else's picture?!
Oh, if that is really you, then explain why the shirt/ glasses/ hair/ jaw is the same as Sam Chua's but different from yours.

Oh, and one last thing, coloring a black circle on your ear, trying to trick people into thinking that you're wearing an ear stud is a really dumb thing to do. Just go pierce your ear or something, damnit.


- Pretty.

P/S: Nice pose, Ashley. (But please don't tell me you're a bung!)



PP/S: PMS wants to add that Sam Chua has a bigger ear lobe that PY.

Merry Christmas!

I've had a fabulous Christmas.
What about you?

- Pretty.

Short note.

We have been very busy currently, so there won't be any updates for a while (unless there is a change in plans). Till then.

Blind me.

Don't know what the hell is that? That's a screenshot of B-Rabbit's Friendster Profile.
Jesus Christ, what kind of background is that?!
I can't see shit with your red font against the blue-ish background.

My dinner's calling me.
Got to go!

P/S: Click here to go blind.

PP/S: I don't mean to offend any of you (I'm a Christian myself and I love Jesus). But isn't that a stupid background?

Selfish, no?

anon:
you have to come up with better entries to keep up your standards. its getting boring. come on, fish out something good!

I know what you people want. You people want to see pictures of random people getting posted up. Alright, I think I shall do that a little and see if this blog gets more interesting. Just don't cry when you see your picture up there.

Deleted post.

Yes, I deleted the previous post because it was full of nonsense.
I was busy ogling at pretty ladies and, therefore, didn't read through the post.
I didn't know PMS was so blur.
It's partly my fault, though, since I didn't read through it.
Sorry for the screw up.

(And PMS, this spells a deduct in your pay :P)

Brag Queen.

I don't know why the hell do some people like bragging, especially things that do not concern the ppl they are telling.

-PMS

Yes, why? Why? WHY?! Why tell me things that does not concern me. Like who you used to be, how many people like you, your mother happy or angry, your ass big or not.

It's like saying:

"Eh eh eh! Got people like me, you know! Three some more! I very handsome hor!!!

Well, that's very good, three people- three blind people- like you, that's great.
I don't even know you, why the hell are you telling me all these?!

Stop bragging.



I have to watch Miss World now.
Don't disturb me.
I need to laugh at Miss Singapore.

On holiday.

I went to KL on the 9th (in the evening) and I just came back this afternoon.
It was a last minute thing.
My mum suddenly mentioned that she felt like going there and my father said,"Hurry up, go pack a few things and we'll leave now!"
I bought lots of junk food, clothes and DVDs.
Okay, my father wants to use the laptop now.
Just updating so that you all know that I'm still alive!
Bye!

- Milky

Irritating people on Friendster.

Why do some people randomly add others on Friendster when they don't even know them?
Oh well, yes, Friendster is for making friends. But if you wanna make friends, add them and then talk to them. Don't add them for the sake of adding them.
There was once a girl added me on Friendster and I didn't even know her at all. She wasn't even from my school.
So I sent her a Friendster message:

Hey, do I know you?

Her reply was:

Oh, because (insert name) is my friend, and then she is your friend, so I add lor. Haha.

That was our first and last conversation. (If you actually call that a conversation..)

If you wanna add people you don't know, at least make friends. Don't waste my My Friends page space.
You think the larger the amount of friends you have, the cooler you are?

And why do people add a hyphen or an apostrophe in front of their names?
You want your name to be first? Go change your name to "Aaaaaaron" (if you're male), or "Aaaaaabigail" (if you're female) la!
The more As the better.
It's so difficult to search for a particular someone if he/she has added a hyphen (or an apostrophe) in front of his/her name.

Worse still!, if your name is Dick, let it be Dick, don't modify it into Penis or something.
It's so bloody difficult to look for Dick's Friendster profile. I scan all the names starting with "D" but I don't see Dick's name. How the hell am I supposed to know that Dick has changed his name into Penis?! So I have to scan through all the 300 friends I have? Eat shit la, I don't wanna view your profile already! Let you have one less page view!


Please, people, say something on our tagboard. PMS (Pretty Milky's SECRETary (SECRET 'cos she keeps secrets, haha.)) needs something to do. I'm not going to pay her for sitting in front of the computer and shaking her leg! (PMS sounds very cute, right?)

-Pretty (Yes, I think that I am very pretty, like a penis.)

Copy cat.

Tsk tsk, you copy MOT.


-Pretty.

Stupid computer.

My computer crashed :(
But right now, I'm using my father's laptop so I can update you all.
Sorry, Pretty, you have to be the only one posting.
I will try to update when I have the chance to use my father's laptop again, okay!

Don't miss me! ;)

- Milky

Quit carping.

Anonymous said...

wow. are you like scared?
suddenly censor the eye again?
scared people will come and find trouble with y'all?

ciao.

Holy cow, I thought that if I censored the faces, people might be happy. But no, they find more faults with us.
The world is filled with dickheads.. except for those who like PrettyMilky :D


-Pretty.

"I look fat."

Seeing people post up pictures of themselves and captioning it,"I look so stupid/fat!!!" really gets on my nerves.
I mean, if the picture means something special to them, it's fine, but if it's just any other picture, it's dumb.
Something special: Maybe that picture captured a moment and there is no other way you can capture it without a slightest difference.
Any other picture: It's just a picture which doesn't mean anything special. You can just always pose for it.
I hope you get what I mean.
So if you think you look fat or stupid in it, why the hell are you posting it up?
Or perhaps you captioned it that way so that some stupid fool might fall for it and compliment you?
"You look really pretty!"
"You're are so skinny, I don't see any fats! What's more, your figure is so good!"



This is one of the many pictures I got when I googled "I look so fat!"
I don't think she looks fat.
Have it ever crossed your mind that in actual fact, you are this "fat"?

Wanna know what's fat?
Fat is when you can't even let your arms fall straight. Fat is when your arms curve and rest on your sides.
Like this:


So don't call yourself fat until your arms rest on your sides like this or when you're obese, okay?


-Pretty.

I hate stupid people, too.

Anonymous said...
OH, BY THE WAY, WHERE'S PRETTY?
SHE'S AFRAID TO FACE THE FACT THAT SO MANY PEOPLE IS AGAINST YOUR BLOG? DON'T DARE TO REPLY? LEFT YOU ALONE HERE?

How the hell do you expect me to reply if I wasn't online the whole of yesterday?

hoho said...
why don't you post your picture here? scare? oh my god. cause you jealous. their much more handsome and pretty then you. hahaha!

Yah, I is very very scare. Scare until my backside grow hairs.

... Get an English tutor, for goodness' sake.

-Pretty.

Stupid show-offs.

I hate people who show off that they go underage drinking, smoking and/or clubbing. It's so poseur. It's perfectly fine if you do it and don't publicise. Example of one such post:

Jenny and I went clubbing last night. It was like so crowded lor. We went to
Liquidroom. We got so wasted. Then got this guy, he asked for my number. He's so cute lor! We were flirting the entire night.

You get the picture. It's like shouting to the entire world, "HEY! I GO CLUBBING, DRINKING AND SMOKING AND I'M ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH TO HAVE GUYS TRYING TO HOOK UP WITH ME! WORSHIP ME! OH, WORSHIP MEEEEEEE!" Okay that was loud.

Anyway, quit telling us it's unethical to put up pictures of others. I'm sure if I put up pictures of people and said how pretty and slim and hot the person was, not a single person would say "BUT what gives you the liberty to rip pictures? who ever said it was okay? it IS un-ethical" or "it is DEFINATELY unethical to post pictures of others.. it is a breach of privacy and the people in question can actually sue the authors.. the authors have no legal rights whatsoever to post the pictures.." Don't say it's because we insulted them, you didn't mention it the first place so don't raise it now.

God, I hate stupid people.

- Milky

Face it.

Eh, I don't give a shit if those bungs are nice or not. What matters is: THEY ARE UGLY/FAT/HAVE BAD HAIR/STRIKE BAD POSES. Okay? Face it. Stop telling us they're nice and all that shit. I really don't care :)

- Milky

Edit: Pretty wants me to add that people should stop telling us to put up our own photos because it's a really dumb thing to do. If you have nothing to say or insult us with, just don't say anything. Saying dumb things like that is really not working to make us feel insulted. Thank you.

Bad Pose Bung aka Snoopy.

Don't you think this is rather bold of her to use her own picture as the background?
That's right. That's Bad Pose Bung.

I'm sure you remember her from Bungs galore.
You really should take a look at her Friendster pictures.
About 16 out of 25 pictures are of the same pose. And self-potraits.
Why does she call herself Snoopy? I have no idea. Maybe she thinks she looks like Snoopy. Or maybe that's her real name, which is highly unlikely.
Her shout out says: snoopy have hurt the third time,,, you dono how pain then hurt.........
I have no idea what it means, but I can try to make it out.
1. Maybe Snoopy hurt someone for the third time and she can feel that someone's pain.
2. Maybe "the third time" is someone's nickname (Just like how her nickname is snoopy. Rather ridiculous.) and Snoopy hurt him/her.
3. Maybe Snoopy felt pain even before getting hurt (for the third time).
4. Maybe Snoopy hurt.. ARGHHH I DON'T KNOOOW. I'M JUST MESSING UP MY HEAD BY TRYING TO MAKE IT OUT.


Maybe you people can try and help me make it out, just don't try too hard or you might mess up your head as well.
Good day.

PEACE!


-Pretty.

Tagboard issues.

I absolutely hate it when people type with caps. It's okay if you type it because you meant to exclaim. But not all the way. For example: I SHOULDN'T HAVE TOUCHED YOUR HEAD, I DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT TO SQUIRT STUFF OUT.
If you want to tag our tagboard, you have to learn some rules.
1. Do not type in caps.
2. Be polite, like Kimberley :)
(Kimberley: Actually i think that both groups will fall in the same category. Just maybe for some here and there. So actually some girls some what you call "Group A" can be in "Group B" too. Don't compare. :)
Don't say stuff like: KNN ARE YOU STUPID OR WHAT?? NO EYES ARH?? GOT SOME PEOPLE IN GROUP A IN GROUP B ONE OKAY. WAHLAO YOU ARE SO STUPID, I WANT TO KICK YOUR CROTCH!!!!
That, my friends, is being uncivilised.)
3. Don't call us cowards because we're not challanging you. We just merely learnt that time is precious.


Three rules, that's quite little, right?
If you find it difficult to abide by them, don't tag.
Here is an example of a rude girl:
sophie: eeeeew! this blog is full of shit and crap and rubbish. oh. and the blogskin's ugly. no sense of style.
sophie: yucks. if you are pretty, you should be pretty in the blogskins too. but then again, maybe not. HAHAHAHHA
What has the blogskin got to do with the contents?
"but then again, maybe not. HAHAHAHHA" Holy shit, laughing at your own jokes. I don't find it a least bit funny.

Victoria told me to block her IP since we cannot tolerate caps and her nonsense, and I did.
victoria: NOTHING CAN STOP ME FROM TAGGING. COME, COME BLOCK MY IP ADDRESS. IT ONLY TELLS ONE THING. THE OWNERS AREN'T PROFESSIONAL. oh yes. you aren't. LOSERS.
Holy shit, I hate caps.
It also makes one sound unprofessional and weak. Unprofessional because.. Have you ever seen lawyers screaming and climbing on tables and pulling out their hair..?
Weak because you can't even control your anger.
Learn to control your anger and not type in caps.
Want to tag? Abide by the rules.

-Pretty.

P/S: I see I made a mistake by complimenting those bungs whether they deserved it or not. It made idiots think that we regretted it. If we actually did regret, we would have deleted that post, idiot.

Town uniform.

Previous post was by Pretty. Need I say more?

Anyway, another thing I've noticed. The uniform (dress code) for every Group B girly girl in town is: collared cropped shirt, flared short skirt, dangling earrings, and flops. I see it everywhere everytime I go to town. It's insane. If only Singaporean girls dared to be different. I'm not saying it's bad or anything, just that I'd like to see more individuality and style in the girls here :)

It's too bad Singapore is so humid, or we could wear furry shrugs out :D They're so hot. Few people dare to be different. I haven't seen anyone wearing fedora hats or messenger boy caps. But then again, few people can carry those off and not look poseur or whatever. So maybe everyone's better off with the uniform.

The holidays really suck.

- Milky

Edit: I made a mistake. It's every Group A girly girl.