Bungs galore.

There are plenty of blogs out there to mock lians and bengs, but so far I haven't seen any that mock bungs or normal girls. Well, PrettyMilky shall be the first then :) If you've seen others, please do inform us.

It's so hard to find a decent bung, one with nice hair, nice face, alright typing and good dressing. In the process of finding the perfect bung, I've come across many horrors.

1. THE FAT BUNG

We're talking about the bung on the left. Aside from her horrendous face, look at her tummy. Click to ENLARGE the image :) Oh my god that bulge is really horrible. Her shirt is so big and yet you can see the bulge! Um the bulge of her fats, not some other bulge. And just look at her face :/Fat bungs are one of the worst, because usually they're ugly and have bad hair too.

Dua pui.

2. THE ACT MACHO BUNG

Bung on the left. Sickening smile. She wants to look more manly, see. It's bloody annoying. She smiles like that in almost ALL her Friendster photos. Wanna see? Didn't think so :) But just in case.

3. THE BAD HAIR BUNG

Oh my god. That is one of the worst haircuts I've ever seen. And the colour? You know what she looks like? An orang utan. Let's have a picture for comparison, shall we?



4. THE BAD POSE BUNG

Word. *rubs hand on chest* OMG SHE'S FAT TOO HAHAHA.


Don't mess with me. Oh my god, is there a worse place to take a photo than in front of the refrigerator? Ugly hair, by the way.


You know what, there is no perfect bung. They're all like this! Oh, the horror!


- Milky