Baboons and dressing rooms.

I agree with my heavy chested friend, Milky, in her latest post.
I was browsing Friendster and I came across this.. er, girl?

Me thinks she looks more like a baboon in yellow framed glasses.
(Unfortunately for us, she took off her glasses when she took this picture.)
She is the one on the right, by the way.
Her friend is okay, I guess. She probably posed with her back facing us because the baboon did. Besides, she didn't try to act sexy.
Why did the baboon pose this way, with her back facing us?
1. Maybe her boobs are misshapen and she doesn't wanna show it.
2. Maybe she ate too much and her stomach is bulging and she doesn't want us to know.
3. Maybe her stomach is bulging, whether she has eaten or not.
4. Maybe her nipples are erected and is embarrassed about it.
So many possibilities!
One thing's for sure: She thinks that she is sexy.
This is no good.

-The pretty Pretty :)