Short note.

Hahaha, why is everyone telling us that we can be sued for this? Shouldn't you be rejoicing instead of acting like you're worried if you dislike us so much.
We're not going to reply the tags because that will be a waste of our time.
Actually, Act Macho Bung and Bad Hair Bung are quite okay.
It's just that Act Macho Bung shouldn't screw up her face that way when she takes pictures. She looks much better without doing so.
Bad Hair Bung looks quite cute too, it's just that her hair sucks.

Okay, I shall end here because I wanna watch my DVD :)

-Pretty.

There is no competition.

Someone tagged MOT's tagboard and this is what was there:
.......: MOT you better look out, you've gotten competitors.

How many times much I repeat myself: We are not here to compete with MOT or RP or anyone. We are here to pass the time away.
Here: Click.
"The holidays are here and we're really bored.
This keeps us occupied."
Or do you all need to see it in Ah Lian style to get it.
Let me help: W3 ar hEr3 2 p@s$ dA tYme aw@e c0z dA h0|idaEz beRi b3rI b0rInG.
Get it now?


I hope so.

-Pretty.

Bungs galore.

There are plenty of blogs out there to mock lians and bengs, but so far I haven't seen any that mock bungs or normal girls. Well, PrettyMilky shall be the first then :) If you've seen others, please do inform us.

It's so hard to find a decent bung, one with nice hair, nice face, alright typing and good dressing. In the process of finding the perfect bung, I've come across many horrors.

1. THE FAT BUNG

We're talking about the bung on the left. Aside from her horrendous face, look at her tummy. Click to ENLARGE the image :) Oh my god that bulge is really horrible. Her shirt is so big and yet you can see the bulge! Um the bulge of her fats, not some other bulge. And just look at her face :/Fat bungs are one of the worst, because usually they're ugly and have bad hair too.

Dua pui.

2. THE ACT MACHO BUNG

Bung on the left. Sickening smile. She wants to look more manly, see. It's bloody annoying. She smiles like that in almost ALL her Friendster photos. Wanna see? Didn't think so :) But just in case.

3. THE BAD HAIR BUNG

Oh my god. That is one of the worst haircuts I've ever seen. And the colour? You know what she looks like? An orang utan. Let's have a picture for comparison, shall we?



4. THE BAD POSE BUNG

Word. *rubs hand on chest* OMG SHE'S FAT TOO HAHAHA.


Don't mess with me. Oh my god, is there a worse place to take a photo than in front of the refrigerator? Ugly hair, by the way.


You know what, there is no perfect bung. They're all like this! Oh, the horror!


- Milky

Dick the Disser.

This is our first disser and I'm really excited about it!
This is what ---- said:

----: WHAT'S THE HELL . I THINK YOU PEOPLE HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO , INSTEAD OF INSULTING PEOPLE ABOUT HOW THEY LOOK AND ALL. I MEAN , PLEASE. NO ONE IS PERFECT IN THIS WORLD.

----: I HOPE ONE DAY YOU'LL REALISE YOUR MISTAKES . DON'T EVER DO THIS .

----: WHY DONT YOU PUT YOUR DAMN IT PICTURES HERE , AND INSULT YOURSELF. DONT THINK THAT YOU'RE PREETY PLEASE. MAYBE YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT PEOPLE HAVE THE FIGURE , WHILE YOU DONT. SO SCRAMM . STOP IT.

----: EVEN THOUGH , YOU SENSOR THOSE PICTURES , IT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S ALRIGHT. IT'S STILL NOT A RIGHT THING TO DO .


Let's call ---- Dick, alright. Easier to address.

"I THINK YOU PEOPLE HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO , INSTEAD OF INSULTING PEOPLE ABOUT HOW THEY LOOK AND ALL." Yeah, we have nothing better to do, that's why we started this blog. Didn't we state it in our first post? Oh and that's the wrong usage of the word "instead". This is how you should use it: Instead of typing in caps, you should jump into the sewer. Understood?
"I HOPE ONE DAY YOU'LL REALISE YOUR MISTAKES . DON'T EVER DO THIS ." Maybe, one day we might.
"WHY DONT YOU PUT YOUR DAMN IT PICTURES HERE , AND INSULT YOURSELF." Who in the right mind would post their own pictures up and insult themselves. I mean, other than you, Dick. And other than those girls who post pictures of themselves in bikinis and label it "fA+ w0rzZz!!!!"
"DONT THINK THAT YOU'RE PREETY PLEASE." What's preety. Maybe you meant "pretty". I think you did. What do you mean by "Don't think that you're pretty please!" I am Pretty. That's my screen name, Dick.
"MAYBE YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT PEOPLE HAVE THE FIGURE , WHILE YOU DONT." Maybe we're just jealous. Maaaaybe. But hey!, how do you know that we don't have a nice figure.
"SO SCRAMM . STOP IT." You're telling us to scram from our own blog? Nice try, Dickhead. Do you mind if I call you Dickhead? No? Cos that's what you really are.
"EVEN THOUGH , YOU SENSOR THOSE PICTURES , IT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S ALRIGHT. IT'S STILL NOT A RIGHT THING TO DO ." Alright, alright, we get your point. From now on, we won't censor the pictures anymore, okay? Oh and by the way, it's spelled as Censor, not Sensor.

Go suck on your own head.


-Pretty

P/S: Learn how to use your punctuation properly.

Misisipi, Missisippi, Missisipi, Mississippi.

YAY I KNOW HOW TO SPELL MISSISSIPPI, I AM SO COOL~*~*

-Pretty!

Baboons and dressing rooms.

I agree with my heavy chested friend, Milky, in her latest post.
I was browsing Friendster and I came across this.. er, girl?

Me thinks she looks more like a baboon in yellow framed glasses.
(Unfortunately for us, she took off her glasses when she took this picture.)
She is the one on the right, by the way.
Her friend is okay, I guess. She probably posed with her back facing us because the baboon did. Besides, she didn't try to act sexy.
Why did the baboon pose this way, with her back facing us?
1. Maybe her boobs are misshapen and she doesn't wanna show it.
2. Maybe she ate too much and her stomach is bulging and she doesn't want us to know.
3. Maybe her stomach is bulging, whether she has eaten or not.
4. Maybe her nipples are erected and is embarrassed about it.
So many possibilities!
One thing's for sure: She thinks that she is sexy.
This is no good.

-The pretty Pretty :)

Caps, sluts and ugly armpits.

It really bugs me how some people loooove typing in caps. Then they'll go "OH IT'S SO FUN TO TYPE IN CAPS IM SO ADDICTED TO CAPS RIGHT NOW" in their blogs and testimonials. It's really, really annoying. Whenever I see everything in caps, I'll imagine the person shouting or raising their voice. It's really not cool or whatsoever to type in all caps. Quite the opposite, actually.

Why do people love taking pictures of themselves ALONE in dressing rooms? It's quite retarded isn't it, you in the dressing room, taking a picture and posing like a slut. Don't you feel stupid? You never know when someone is watching... Taking pictures in your own mirror at home is stupid as well. Act sexy photos are HORRIBLE. Especially if you cannot make it.


Just look at those poses. Just by looking at their mouths you know they're ugly. I hate ugly people and I wish they'd just drown themselves. It's really horrible seeing ugly people everywhere I go. Girl-in-black, those are really ugly armpits by the way.


A combination of the two. An act sexy photo taken in her own home in front of the mirror when she's alone. Tut tut, kids these days.


- Milky :)

Usage of the word "gay".

Don’t use the word “gay” if you don’t mean happy or homosexual.
For example:

Tom: How was your day?
Dick: It was so gay!
OR,
Tom: How was the show?
Dick: It was so gay!

Get the idea?
I must say, Dick is really a dick.
Don’t use “gay” unless you mean “happy” or “homosexual” because:

1. It is not right to say that a movie or your day is gay unless it associates homosexuality.
2. If you actually meant to say that your day was happy, couldn’t you just say “happy” instead of “gay” to avoid misunderstanding?
3. It might be offensive to homosexuals.
4. It annoys the shit out of me.

Understood?

-Pretty.

The two sides of all-girls schools.

I'm writing about something which I've noticed for quite some time already. The two sides of all-girls schools. There's the "dark" side (little bit of info: we’re from there) and the “normal” side. The “dark” side, so called because there are many lesbians, or crooks, we prefer to say, in the schools. The “normal” side consisting of “normal”, straight, bimbos girls. No offence :)

The “dark” side (let’s call it Group A) consists of most IJ schools, Crescent Girls’, Cedar Girls’ and I think that’s it. “Normal” side (Group B): SCGS, RGS, MGS, St Margaret’s, NYGH. Correct me if I’m wrong. No offence to all schools named, I’m naming them so you people can go see and notice the differences I’ve noticed. I don’t mean the "dark" side is abnormal or wrong or whatever :)

1. Dressing
The first difference I’ve noticed is how each side dresses. Take parties for instance. If it’s just a normal birthday party, girls from Group A are more likely to turn up in FBTs, oversized T-shirts, and flops. I see some of you from Group A nodding already. Group B is more likely to dress up for the occasion, letting down their hair, wearing dangly earrings, dressy tops, skirts or jeans, and heels. I don't really know the reason. Maybe because Group B has to impress the guys whereas Group A doesn't need to? :P

I can't find a good picture of how Group A dresses at parties but I think you can imagine.

Group B dressing at parties:


2. Hair
Second difference is the hair. Most, if not all, the girls in Group B have long, thick, layered hair. They let it down when they go out. There are girls with long thick layered hair in Group A too, but they are outnumbered by the girls who wear short, cropped, very layered hairstyles. Not forgetting the bungs (butches, for those who are not familiar with the term) :P They wear hairbands out and to school. The bungs, of course, spike their hair. Which bung would want to be seen with flat hair?

Err not exactly the most successful bung hair but bear with it.


Long, thick, layered hair of a Group B type.


3. Bags
I’m referring to bags which the girls carry to school. Group A sticks mostly to backpacks (not the Sailormoon, Sanrio characters kind. We’re talking Quiksilver, Volcom, Billabong, Deuter, and the occasional Roxy) while Group B carries tote bags and er.. handbags to school. How interesting. I was passing SCGS one day and saw the girls coming out, all of them carrying either tote bags or handbags and they were running for the bus, flinging their little handbags everywhere. Of course, both sides carry Crumpler bags to school. I haven’t seen a single Group B girl carrying a backpack yet.

4. Underwear!
Group A consists of ardent fans of – the sports bra. A rough estimate: two-thirds (possibly more) of them all wear sports bras. Whether to school or to go out, sports bras win hands down. There are of course people in Group B who wear sports bras too, but they are outnumbered by the normal bra wearers.



What a coincidence. Both bras are yellow. I didn't pick them on purpose. I can't find a picture of people wearing normal bras so..

Alrighty, it's late.


- Milky and her milk jugs.

Hairy armpits.

Either shave your armpits everyday, or don’t ever raise your arms, girls.
I’m sure you know that already.
Shaving your armpits everyday is a safer option, though.



Ugh, what did I tell you girls.
You won't rock anymore if anyone sees those horrid stuff!



-The very pretty Pretty

Introduction.

PrettyMilky is written by Pretty and Milky.
The holidays are here and we're really bored.
This keeps us occupied.
Now, a little introduction:
Pretty's job is to look pretty, Milky's job is to work those jugs.
Get the idea of how we're like?